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We’ve moved

Effective Friday, August 22, I’m blogging exclusively at the Washington...

Goodnight I Say

Guest Post by Morbo Well, the cat is out of the carpetbag: Steve is off to The...

We’ve moved

Just a reminder, as of this morning, I’m blogging exclusively at the...

Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits. * Confirming earlier reports: “Iraq...

Housekeeping note

Just a reminder, as we discussed earlier in the week, today is the last day...

The ‘birds of prey’ have landed at McCain campaign headquarters

Oddly enough, when I started going through the news this morning, I noticed a...

Spakovsky lands on his feet, will work on voting rights

Hans von Spakovsky, as a top political appointee in Bush’s Justice...

A noun, a verb, and ‘prisoner of war’

The initial response from the McCain campaign on the senator’s confusion...

Exactly how many homes does McCain own?

We know that John McCain owns so many homes, he’s lost track of the exact...

House flap manna from heaven for Obama, Dems

Have you had the feeling that the Obama campaign has seemed troubled of late?...

Thursday’s campaign round-up

Today’s installment of campaign-related news items that wouldn’t...

McCain won’t try to highlight differences with Bush

John McCain has struggled for a long while to explain the ways in which...

The temperament question comes roaring back

For months, any and all criticism Barack Obama directed at John McCain was...

McCain owns so many homes, he’s lost count

Throughout the campaign, there have been various trivialities that have taken...

Going local, going negative

When it comes to relentlessly negative campaigning, John McCain is setting a...

JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst ... [America's Worst Governor]

JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst governor and alcoholic adulterous...

Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day [Happy As Ever]

The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado's Air...

John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name' [Outdoor Advertising]

Ooh looky it's another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For...

Even Little-Girl Hillary Was A Conniving Monster [Abc Afterschool Special]

We usually don't like to encourage the comedy YouTube jokes because none of...

Scott McClellan's A Big Hit! [Mission Accomplished]

SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S SAYING ABOUT SCOTT MCCLELLAN'S NEW #1 BOOK, GEORGE BUSH JR....

Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight! [Announcements]

Hello Peoples! Remember that whole thing about your Wonkette getting a new...

BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY: "Under water ... [WTF?]

BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY: "Under water grottos, caverns/ Filled with apes/...

McCain Fundraiser Tour Fails Its Way Through Mormon World Capital [The Empty Pockets Tour Of America]

Ever since John McCain pissed all over Mitt Romney in a debate, and even before...

Karl Rove Calls Scott McClellan Gay Woodsman [Annals Of Logging]

Wonkette comical typos operative "Ron" sends us this screen shot of a CNN.com...

Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage [Mutual Hatred]

Hillary Clinton continued the Enfranchisement Tour 2k8 today in South Dakota,...

Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad [John McCain Will Easily Win This Election]

Remember when those nuts on the right, Michelle Malkin and Charles Johnson,...

Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism [Benedict Arnoldz]

The White House has issued a Papal Bull in response to former press secretary...

'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY' [Email Of The Day]

Way back in the early 1990s, America learned the hard way that strange e-mails...

John McCain Gets No Love From Hollywood [Walnuts Vs. Liberal Elites]

John McCain is doing his best to romance The Hollywoods, but he has found few...

Barack Obama To Puerto Rico: I'm Mexican, Too! [Campaign Ads]

Here's Barry Obama's latest "pitch" to the Puerto Ricans, which he delivers in...

Kwame Kilpatrick Vetoes His Own Removal [So Screwed]

Things haven't gotten much better since we last checked in on Kwame Kilpatrick,...

Somebody Got An Obama Tattoo On His/Her Leg! [Obamatard Nation]

Hey people, if you are in the Fort Wayne, Indiana area, you might stop by...

Brave Anti-O'Reilly Crusader Fired [Canned]

Remember Barry Nolan, the cable news guy who courageously took a stand against...

Poisoning The Well [Daily Briefing]

New regulations make it harder than ever to go bankrupt these days — but...

Bush Propagandist Complains Of Bush Propaganda [Liars]

Scott McClellan, one of approximately 200 Bush Administration spokesmen since...

Barack Obama Admits He Never Liberated Auschwitz [He Knows Nothing]

WAY TO GO, MOR-AN! Barack Obama has admitted that he lied about his uncle...

EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS IN JUNE: Hillary is ... [June Gloom]

EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS IN JUNE: Hillary is trying to protect us, people! So...

WAHHHHHHHH: Inexplicably, website editors ... [Lanny Davis]

WAHHHHHHHH: Inexplicably, website editors continue to give "Solomonic" Lanny...

The Day Hillary Tried To Run Over Jimmy Carter [Funny Pictures]

This extremely awesome Associated Press photo from July 1979 shows...

Hillary Supporters To Annoy DNC Rules Committee On Saturday [Torture]

The DNC's Rules and Bylaws Committee is holding its big hearing this Saturday...

Obama's Uncle Takes Credit For Communists' Work! [He Knows Nothing]

MY OH MY, every single right-wing blog is seizing on this from Gaffey...

WHAT A DINGUS: "Senator Joseph Lieberman ... [Hagee And Lieberman Sittin' In A Tree...]

WHAT A DINGUS: "Senator Joseph Lieberman is scheduled to headline Pastor John...

Proof: Satan Gave Sarah Palin Her Looks [Gotcha Journalism]

Wonkette operative "Eric" sends us this screen shot of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin...

John McCain Has Old-Life Crisis During Speech [Psychobabble]

Here's how John McCain opened a speech on nonproliferation today: "For much of...

Obama Lets Puerto Ricans Know He's From An Island, Too! [Campaign Ads]

Silly Barry Obama. He thought he could hop to Puerto Rico and say all sorts of...

Ron Paul Was Better As A Libertarian Candidate [Libertarians]

Of course the biggest news this weekend was Bob Barr winning the Libertarian...

Google, Gobble, We Accept Her, One of Us [Condi Roundup]

Last week America's Princess Diplomat took a dream trip to the magical land of...

Barack Obama Spoke At Wesleyan! [Pomp And Circumstance]

Here is Your Barry "pinch-hitting" for Ted Kennedy at the Wesleyan...

REPORTER BRAVELY EMPTIES POCKETS OF OBAMA'S ... [Is He Still Smoking?]

REPORTER BRAVELY EMPTIES POCKETS OF OBAMA'S 'BODY MAN': "When Mr. Obama dropped...

Angry Jim Webb Too Angry To Be Veep! [Appalachian Temper Tantrum]

The name of gun-toting incest pornographer and former Republican Jim Webb keeps...

Bush To Make Short, Embarrassing Appearance At McCain Fundraiser [Odd Couples]

George W. Bush will appear at his boyfriend John McCain's fundraiser in Arizona...

How We Are Hungry [Daily Briefing]

Another reason we will all be starving soon: with no more illegal immigrants to...

BEST IDEA EVER: While you terrible humans ... [Michigan]

BEST IDEA EVER: While you terrible humans have been out on your beaches and...

Happy Memorial Day Weekend, Suckaz! [Apocalypse Now]

The survivalists are getting ready, financial wizard and California...

Watch Everybody Freak Out Over Hillary's RFK-Obama Assassination Freakout [Oh No She Din't]

The response to Hillary Clinton's wacky "but Obama might get assassinated like...

More Shocking Video: Hillary Gives Her Instructions [Hillary Clinton]

Somebody at Daily Kos just found this shocking video of Hillary making her...